My Kid...
You know those annoying bumper stickers where proud parents taunt you with their kids' achievements? Well, what do you do if you are a proud parent of a kid who is a gamer? Fear not! The solution is here. I'll leave it up to you to figure what the games are.MY KID BLOCKED YOUR KID'S NEW YORK TO SEATTLE ROUTE
MY KID ATE YOUR KID'S PINK CAMELS
MY KID CRAPPED IN YOUR KID'S WEAVING HUT
MY KID CONDEMNED YOUR KID'S MINISTER TO SIBERIA
MY KID STOLE YOUR KID'S SHEEP
MY KID 1-1'D YOUR KID'S 9-2 LEADER
MY KID MURDERED YOUR KID DURING THE NIGHT AND LIED ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING
MY KID BEAT YOUR KID OVER THE HEAD WITH AN AUTHENTIC KARL GLITTER
MY KID BOMBED YOUR KID'S 112233445566
MY KID SACKED YOUR KID'S TEMPLE
MY KID SHIPS YOUR KID'S TV DINNERS
MY KID MATED YOUR KID IN TWO
posted by ekted @ 1:24 AM
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4 Comments:
Very good.
Letterman and Leno couldn't do better. And I mean that sincerely.
On a side note, I have had to type the word verification thingee 3 times now. Is it just me, or are these codes getting crazy long and hard to read?
I'm glad I live in the repressed society that is the UK, where it would be considered bad form to brag about one's child's achievements. However...
MY KID TYPED THE WORD VERIFICATION CORRECTLY FIRST TIME!
MY KID LIKED THE OLD BOARDGAMEGEEK BETTER.
Isn't it "Karl Gitter" ? :)
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