Saturday, May 20, 2006

My Kid...

You know those annoying bumper stickers where proud parents taunt you with their kids' achievements? Well, what do you do if you are a proud parent of a kid who is a gamer? Fear not! The solution is here. I'll leave it up to you to figure what the games are.


MY KID BLOCKED YOUR KID'S NEW YORK TO SEATTLE ROUTE

MY KID ATE YOUR KID'S PINK CAMELS

MY KID CRAPPED IN YOUR KID'S WEAVING HUT

MY KID CONDEMNED YOUR KID'S MINISTER TO SIBERIA

MY KID STOLE YOUR KID'S SHEEP

MY KID 1-1'D YOUR KID'S 9-2 LEADER

MY KID MURDERED YOUR KID DURING THE NIGHT AND LIED ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING

MY KID BEAT YOUR KID OVER THE HEAD WITH AN AUTHENTIC KARL GLITTER

MY KID BOMBED YOUR KID'S 112233445566

MY KID SACKED YOUR KID'S TEMPLE

MY KID SHIPS YOUR KID'S TV DINNERS

MY KID MATED YOUR KID IN TWO

4 Comments:

At 2:54 AM, Blogger Coldfoot said...

Very good.

Letterman and Leno couldn't do better. And I mean that sincerely.


On a side note, I have had to type the word verification thingee 3 times now. Is it just me, or are these codes getting crazy long and hard to read?

 
At 4:18 PM, Blogger Fellonmyhead said...

I'm glad I live in the repressed society that is the UK, where it would be considered bad form to brag about one's child's achievements. However...

MY KID TYPED THE WORD VERIFICATION CORRECTLY FIRST TIME!

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger Friendless said...

MY KID LIKED THE OLD BOARDGAMEGEEK BETTER.

 
At 4:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it "Karl Gitter" ? :)

 

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